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dwergs is:

male : left-handed : student : messy : a sucker for orange : no, and not color blind : audiophile : from belgium : dutch-speaking : english-speaking : french-babbling : sometimes just plain incomprehensible : an active Spleaker : a six-letter name : not a robot : a concoction by bert and me

dwergs thinks:

>> Way too much people just visit his blog for the Virtual Bartender 2 Commands.
>> He wants to wear the Oompa Loompa costume (Candy Factory Worker) when nobody is watching.
>> The Willy Wonka costume (Candy Man Costume Large) is for pimps!
>> Oompa Loompa wigs Green Candy Factory Worker Wig will be the next hype after those ugly Ugg boots.
>> "to spleak" should enter the English dictionary
>> All Bad Mother Fuckers should own Bad Motherfucker Wallets.
>> A Grand Don't Come For Free is the first UK garage musical.
>> The Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake will never beat the 1971's original!
>> This DVD will shock you!

dwergs listens to:

(man, this list is so outdated!)
t.i. - why you wanna go and do that
todd terje - eurodans
layo & bushwacka! ft. green velvet - life2live (jesse rose remix)
lindstrom - i feel space
london elektricity - remember the future (high contrast remix)
benjamin theves - texas
mandy vs booka shade - body language
hans-peter lindstrom - i feel space
sharon philips - want 2/need 2
switch - a bit patchy
tomas andersson - washing up (tiga remix)
infekto - tonight
supafly inc - let's get down
les visiteurs - snoop's acid drop
johnny dangerous >> king of clubs
charles webster >> remixed on the 24th of july
mocky >> mickey mouse motherfuckers
radio >> studio brussel
concerts >> 3voor12

dwergs saw:

(man, this list is so outdated!)
Walk The Line >> 8/10
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire >> 7/10
Robots >> 7.5/10
The Perfect Man 5.5/10
Bob the Butler >> 6.5/10
Along Came Polly >> 7/10
Lucía y el sexo >> 8/10
Sideways >> 7.5/10
Otnemem >> 9.5/10
The Man Who Knew Too Much >> 7.5/10
Rear Window >> 8.5/10
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory >> 7/10
Sin City 9/10
Collateral >> 8/10
The Manchurian Candidate >> 7.5/10
The Hudsucker Proxy >> 5.5/10
Requiem for a Dream >> 8.5/10
Zelig >> 9/10
Ray >> 9.5/10
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind >> 8/10
The Aviator >> 8.5/10
Super Size Me >> 7/10
Finding Neverland >> 8.5/10
Amélie Poulain >> 9.5/10
Alexander >> 6/10
The Bloody Olive >> 8.5/10
Lost In Translation >> 7.5/10
The Village >> 7.5/10
Fahrenheit 9/11 >> 9/10
Shrek 2 >> 8/10
The Office 1+2 >> 10/10
Troy >> 8.5/10
Runaway Jury >> 6/10
Steve + Sky >> 6.5/10
Finding Nemo >> 8/10

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dwergs says: Ya mamma is so hot...

Just thought Leslie was worth a tribute post. Mother of a 4 y/o daughter and participant in the The Junkies Hot Momma Contest. Come to papi! ;)

[14:20 PM on Friday, July 30 of 2004]

dwergs says: What's that tune?

Adtunes.com really is a brilliant idea for a niche weblog and I'll be re-visting a lot. My favorites have always been the songs in Levi's commercials: Johnny Harris with "Stepping Stones" (70s kung fu flute funk), Biosphere with "Novelty Waves" (eerie techno), Babylon Zoo with "Spaceman" (I only liked the pitched up part though), etcetera.

[17:36 PM on Thursday, July 29 of 2004]

dwergs says: Shocker! Britney has a sex life.

The second subject in our "power of suggestion" series.

[3:16 AM on Tuesday, July 27 of 2004]

dwergs says: Weather cam or sex cam?

Just judge for yourself what this webcam is actually showing: the weather, or sex?

[4:03 AM on Monday, July 26 of 2004]

dwergs says: The Streets tops the UK charts!

I always like record company misjudgements. The Streets' new single "Dry Your Eyes" was supposed to feature Chris "Coldplay" Martin's voice on backing vocals. But Coldplay's label didn't like the result, so they gave the song a "No it's not really working". Now, the single -without Chris Martin's voice- has gone straight to number one in its first week of release! In your face! :-p Here's the vid by the way...

[3:44 AM on Monday, July 26 of 2004]

dwergs says: Gmail does fail sometimes

Gmail "beta" improve soon: some emails just don't arrive and existing email threads get mixed up. And to think I was sooo happy when I got my invite.

[23:31 PM on Saturday, July 24 of 2004]

dwergs says: The plane! The plane!

I like the idea of this offcie game so much I could chew my arm off. Too bad the hiscores were down at the time of blogging...

[4:38 AM on Saturday, July 24 of 2004]

dwergs says: Feeling honored

I'm honored. Billions of websites exist today, yet Beedrill just visits two and they're both mine! After I discovered his page through my site's referrer list, I couldn't help feeling important. Thank you Beedrill, whoever you may be! :p

UPDATE: Apparently, Beedrill is called Bert and owns a much more fancy weblog nowadays. Luckily even with such a nice site himself, he's still a fan! :)

[18:37 PM on Friday, July 23 of 2004]

dwergs says: I'm a pissed vandal!

Games called Vandal and Pissed can only come from one place: the UK. And even better, they were developed by Oliver from the former ItsElephants.com. I'd like to take the opportunity to wish him good luck with his new project called oc88!

[18:18 PM on Friday, July 23 of 2004]

dwergs says: Movie time

- If going out, dating sites and all else fails... try the tube.

- I'm a vampire. I kill people.

- Sometimes, I just go what the fuck!

- I HATE the song and I CAN'T STAND the guy, but it's quickly becoming another one of those internet classics.

[15:58 PM on Friday, July 23 of 2004]

dwergs says: Greg Valentino Exploded

I don't get it why these guys want to look like the Hunchback of the Notre Dame in the first place.

[15:21 PM on Friday, July 23 of 2004]

dwergs says: CastleVania

Alriiiiiiiiight, it's CastleVania and just when I was completely in this retrogaming mood!

[4:28 AM on Friday, July 23 of 2004]

dwergs says: Nightlife.be

I'd like to plug Nightlife.be because I think it's a top quality site dedicated with all its heart to the Belgian party scene. And I'd also like to thank Stijn from Nightlife.be for sending me a great gift. Rave on!

[18:21 PM on Thursday, July 22 of 2004]

dwergs says: Retrogaming

I'm spending WAY too much time playing Fifa 96 on my dusted-off SNES console. All hail pixels and my sore Nintendo-thumb.

[3:09 AM on Thursday, July 22 of 2004]

dwergs says: Eenie, meenie, minie, moe, catch a ripper by its toe

What I got in common with a guy called sythex:

- we speak english if we must.
- we're both male students.
- we are truly messy.
- we AREN'T robots, for god's sake!

Oh, and forgot one: our blogs share the same layout!

Now this just happens to *all* my online projects sooner or later, so in this case I'm more amused than I am surprised or angry. But pretty please copycats out there, stop mimicing every step I make on the world wide web. There's enough mess on the Internet already, don't make it worse!

[2:58 AM on Thursday, July 22 of 2004]

dwergs says: Unheard of kama sutra positions

Is your sex life not satisfying enough for you? Then try these so 2004 new Kama Sutra positions.

[17:59 PM on Monday, July 19 of 2004]

dwergs says: Stylo Juggling

Yes, but can they write?

[16:50 PM on Monday, July 19 of 2004]

dwergs says: Rock, paper, scissors, two papers, tiger hand & pen missile

To get the day started, read this absolutely hilarious photo comic featuring mister Saddam Hussein!

[13:19 PM on Monday, July 19 of 2004]

dwergs says: Normal Bob Smith and his Unholy Army of Catholic School Girls

This site has been shut down by the Laptop Lobbyists, petitioned by the American Family Association, and protested by Million Moms/Million Dads. Parental guidance is clearly not sufficient. Check out the Jesus Dress Up game and similar magnets.

[1:41 AM on Monday, July 19 of 2004]

dwergs says: Paris Hilton Xbox Game

The girl that "has it all". Or wait, she doesn't have her own Xbox game yet. Now how would that unarguably adventurous action game look like?

[1:33 AM on Monday, July 19 of 2004]

dwergs says: Winne-fucking-bago

This could well be a Tarantino rewrite of the scenario for a Winnebago promotional video. PS: Yes, I'm back from my France/Italy holidays.

[1:23 AM on Monday, July 19 of 2004]