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dwergs is: |
| male : left-handed : student : messy : a sucker for orange : no, and not color blind : audiophile : from belgium : dutch-speaking : english-speaking : french-babbling : sometimes just plain incomprehensible : an active Spleaker : a six-letter name : not a robot : a concoction by bert and me |
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>> Way too much people just visit his blog for the Virtual Bartender 2 Commands. >> He wants to wear the Oompa Loompa costume (Candy Factory Worker >> The Willy Wonka costume (Candy Man Costume Large >> Oompa Loompa wigs Green Candy Factory Worker Wig >> "to spleak" should enter the English dictionary >> All Bad Mother Fuckers should own Bad Motherfucker Wallets. >> A Grand Don't Come For Free is the first UK garage musical. >> The Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake will never beat the 1971's original! >> This DVD will shock you! |
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(man, this list is so outdated!) t.i. - why you wanna go and do that todd terje - eurodans layo & bushwacka! ft. green velvet - life2live (jesse rose remix) lindstrom - i feel space london elektricity - remember the future (high contrast remix) benjamin theves - texas mandy vs booka shade - body language hans-peter lindstrom - i feel space sharon philips - want 2/need 2 switch - a bit patchy tomas andersson - washing up (tiga remix) infekto - tonight supafly inc - let's get down les visiteurs - snoop's acid drop johnny dangerous >> king of clubs charles webster >> remixed on the 24th of july mocky >> mickey mouse motherfuckers radio >> studio brussel concerts >> 3voor12 |
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2006 (man, this list is so outdated!) Walk The Line >> 8/10 2005 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire >> 7/10 Robots >> 7.5/10 The Perfect Man 5.5/10 Bob the Butler >> 6.5/10 Along Came Polly >> 7/10 Lucía y el sexo >> 8/10 Sideways >> 7.5/10 Otnemem >> 9.5/10 The Man Who Knew Too Much >> 7.5/10 Rear Window >> 8.5/10 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory >> 7/10 Sin City 9/10 Collateral >> 8/10 The Manchurian Candidate >> 7.5/10 The Hudsucker Proxy >> 5.5/10 Requiem for a Dream >> 8.5/10 Zelig >> 9/10 Ray >> 9.5/10 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind >> 8/10 The Aviator >> 8.5/10 Super Size Me >> 7/10 Finding Neverland >> 8.5/10 2004 Amélie Poulain >> 9.5/10 Alexander >> 6/10 The Bloody Olive >> 8.5/10 Lost In Translation >> 7.5/10 The Village >> 7.5/10 Fahrenheit 9/11 >> 9/10 Shrek 2 >> 8/10 The Office 1+2 >> 10/10 Troy >> 8.5/10 Runaway Jury >> 6/10 Steve + Sky >> 6.5/10 Finding Nemo >> 8/10 
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Soul Seduction Boomkat Where I buy DVDs Ik zen ne liejew! The Onion      Technorati Profile  dwergs © 2004-2006 Powered by Coranto |
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dwergs says: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again |
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"I'm looking down the hole, your looking up at me Your cold and tired, that is easy to see Lower the rope to you, a bucket on the line Your membrane will be soft and smooth, and your heart will be mine". A band called Greenskeepers was sick enough to write a song through the eyes of Silence Of The Lamb's serial killer Buffalo Bill. But I like it. >> Watch the video. |
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[11:17 AM on Tuesday, May 31 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Oompa Loompa Graffiti Dee |
I wish this guy stenciled my front door instead :( |
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[16:37 PM on Friday, May 27 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Cappuccino con Chocolate |
My current addiction: But I forgot one step: "add hot water" ;) |
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[1:03 AM on Friday, May 27 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon |
| If an old wannabe cowboy running a theme park in Belgium can be linked to Kevin Bacon, anyone can! |
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[0:54 AM on Friday, May 27 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Secret Wall Tattoos |
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Always look behind mirrors and paintings and under the bed in a true "James Bond"-style when you arrive at a hotel room. No, not to discover any bug devices, but hidden underneath there could be an amazing piece of art! Secret wall tattoos are simply genius. Some of the best: - Before | After - Before | After - Before | After - Before | After (my favorite) - Before | After - Before | After |
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[1:22 AM on Wednesday, May 25 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Watskeburt?! Video + MSN Display Pictures |
 I'm about to spread the hype and post Watskeburt MSN Display Pictures over at Mess.be. ownload the Watskeburt?! video here.
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[21:07 PM on Saturday, May 21 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: *Bang* *Bang* |
| Bang Bang by the Audio Bullys has been rotating as a bootleg in the underground dance circuit since November last year, but the sample has finally been cleared for release. Here's the video of this mesmerising Nancy Sinatra remix. |
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[11:39 AM on Friday, May 20 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Brand New Heineken Commercial |
| Unlike the previous one with half-greek goddess Jennifer Aniston, the new Heineken Commercial features an 8-bit pixel character with an afro running and jumping through the real world. Watskebiertje? |
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[16:13 PM on Thursday, May 19 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Hurray for dwergs.com |
| This blog is now ONE YEAR OLD (and three days...) |
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[16:06 PM on Thursday, May 19 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Bavaria Bartender |
| And yet another Virtual Bartender/Subservient Chicken clone (click "entrevista"). This time it's for the Brazilian Bavaria beer and it features a fit brunette which understands Portugese only. Lucky for you, I have found a couple of commands already: sexo, puta, boca, amiga, bunda, mamilos, samba, dance, tease, bavaria, joga, chupa, telefone, matar and penalti. |
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[16:03 PM on Thursday, May 19 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: This is not exactly how I remind you |
| This happy trashcore remix of Nicklebag's überfamous hit is fan-dabi-dozi! |
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[15:08 PM on Tuesday, May 17 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Rubber Johnny |
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Because the Italian printers employed by Warp Films have deemed Rubber Johnny too offensive, the release date is put back from the 23rd May 2005 to 6th June 2005 in the UK and 12th June 2005 in Europe. The printers protested that the artwork was too indecent to subject their workers to seeing it at the mill, and they have flatly refused to print it on moral grounds. If Chris Cunningham can cause a storm in Italy during the throws of celebrating a new Pope then you know Rubber Johnny is worth the delay! As a result Warp have had to search out a more liberal-minded printing firm in England at the last minute, causing the release date to be pushed back two weeks. >> Visit Rubber Johnny. |
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[14:40 PM on Tuesday, May 17 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Subservient Stripper |
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Look! I'm just into Subservient Chicken parodies, I can't help it most of them are erotic! >> Virtual Stripper >> Commands: grind, dick, blowjob, pole, rub tits, tits, strip, dance, bend, jump, lick, hello, butt, masturbate, nude, money, shake, mad, hair, lips, love, cell, rock, flex, ice, fight. UPDATE: Thanks to Timothy, here are some more Virtual Stripper keywords including the secret commands (easter sex... err, eggs): whip cream, clubexpose541, clubexpose402, clubexpose213, clubexpose124, clubexpose545, clubexpose906, clubexpose787 and clubexpose598. |
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[14:10 PM on Tuesday, May 17 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig - Watskeburt |
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A Dutch rap hit-to-be. I can't it out of my head and the lyrics go a little something like this... (Don't expect to understand it, not even if you speak Dutch) Props voor de highest rocker en de watskebuuurt Watskebizzy bizzle rob robber Mensen praten serieus maar ze weten van geen ene kaaaaankermoer watskeburt Maar dr gebeurt veel serieus Komen die vocalen nog of moet ik beginnen REFREIN: Je bent een sjembek dat zeurt Maar je weet niet watskeburt, watskeburt, watskeburt Je bent een MC dat dropt Maar je komt niet tot de grond, tot de grond, tot de grond Je bent een MC met crown Maar je weet niet wat is niau, wat is niau, wat is niau Je bent een sjembek zonder klauw En je bent niet 'bout it 'bout, 'bout it 'bout, 'bout it 'bout *ok vieze freddy is aandeburt* Vieze Freddy, alsof je dat niet wist En ik drink tot de motherfucking fles leeg is Heb pas doekoe als ik bierflesjes inwissel Dan ben ik pas stang yo uhh, fo' shizzle Je lacht maar ik maak hier geen motherfucking grappen Plus uit mn pik je kan een lauw biertje tappen Staat te spacen, maar ik ben niet van Star Trek Ook geen bhustabust maar ik breek wel je nek *ehehehehehe* Komt alleen uit m'n achterste Moeders met dochters ze verachten me Ben van baksteen. alsof je dat niet ruikt Want de een is dik en de ander gebruikt Ik ben tuig, van de eerste klasse En je wast je handen al tijdens het plassen Kijk me aan, je weet precies hoe laat het is Baksteen, de rest is geschiedenis [REFREIN] Wat is niau kauw watskeburt in de schuur Is bij jouw alles rustig of gezeur met de buur? Of zijn het biertjes voor gratis of gewoon pleurisduur En ben je baudibau of een treurig figuur Voor alle vrouwen en chickies, van Joure tot Maastrikkie Heb die vrouwen in m'n dickies yo we houden het jiggy Baudibau net als een gek met al dat goud in m'n mikkie Twee gezichten een formule als Lauda en Nikki [REFREIN] Watser, watser, watser, watser Watser met jou ouwe? Keeenker keeeenker je staat te spacen Serieus gek wat praat je met mij man keeeeenker Je praat maar je weet niet eens watser met jou Je weet niet eens watser met mij maar watser met jou ouwe Keenker keenker mensen zijn aan de crack tegenwoordig, serieus Ik liep laatst door het centraal komt er een junkie naar me toe voor een euro *euro, keeenker een euro?* Ik zeg hier heb je twintig cent, zegt-ie nee hoef je niet Dus ik zeg, ja ja is goed ik ken jou ik ken jou Je komt uit Noord - uhh ja ik kom uit Noord hoe weet je dat hoe weet je dat Zeg ik ja ik ken je moeder ik heb m'n krantenwijk voor dr bezorgt - Uhh m'n moeder m'n moeder? Ik heb haar al 25 jaar niet gezien Dus ik zeg fuck jou man ik verkoop dr crack stomme slet Kanker kanker kanker junkies op het centraal Serieus, enigste vette plek van centraal is de fucking pizzahut En uhh en en en en en de meeting point maar kanker die is dicht In ieder geval centraal is een baas, vieze freddy is een baas, baksteen is een baas, highest rocker is een baas. *watskeburt* *keenker* |
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[13:46 PM on Tuesday, May 17 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Where's Waldo? |
| Where's Waldo? (text version). |
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[10:05 AM on Tuesday, May 17 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Laptop on top |
| Ideal Sex Position for Geeks? |
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[18:25 PM on Wednesday, May 11 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Personal Bookmark |
| Blogging this for personal use: a Google search tool with date ranges. Maybe you find it useful too? |
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[18:20 PM on Wednesday, May 11 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: She's dead, wrapped in plastic |
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Like this guy, one day I'm definitely going on a Twin Peaks Pilgrimage. What? You don't know Twin Peaks? It only happens to be THE BEST DAMN TV SHOW OF THE NINETIES! Yes, I heart you David Lynch. (This is starting to look more and more like an 11 year old's blog, except for the fact that I watched PG-13 rated TV shows over ten years ago). |
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[13:40 PM on Tuesday, May 10 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Long-haired freaky people |
| When I listened to Fatboy Slim's Long-haired Freaky People I didn't exactly think of Harris Pilton, but rather Richard D James and the likes... |
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[11:45 AM on Tuesday, May 10 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Expressionless girl |
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Is it a cardboard? Is it a wax statue? No! It's Expressionless girl! |
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[10:35 AM on Tuesday, May 10 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Bram Stoker's Blogula |
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This is a cool idea, one of my favorite novels got transformed from a book into the blog format. It's Dracula 2005! I've always enjoyed the crossover between vampire stories and present/future technology: Dracula Unleashed, Bloodnet... Ooh, sweet, bloody memories. |
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[10:27 AM on Tuesday, May 10 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Office Ergonomics Checklist |
| Apparently, I should be sitting like this. All day. :| |
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[11:22 AM on Monday, May 9 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Party Photos |
| I'm a serial party photographer myself, but looking at Mark "The Cobrasnake" Hunter's photos makes me wanna find another hobby. |
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[22:33 PM on Sunday, May 8 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Is it really so wrong to sponge my dong with a loofah? |
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Dear Liquidgeneration, The Oompa Loompas work at the Chocolate Factory, not the Candy Shop. P.S.: Your parody songs are becoming so-so, or am I the only one that doesn't think they're funny?  |
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[15:36 PM on Sunday, May 8 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Daler Mehndi: Tunak Tunak Tun |
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"One is not enough! Daler and three clones want to get you on the dance floor with some infectious bhangra rhythms. He's a Punjabi Sikh with some very stylish silk threads (and, apparently, some friends in outer space)." I got a weak spot fo bhangra... >> Watch video (Windows Media Player, broadband). >> Watch a dorks' parody. |
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[12:10 PM on Wednesday, May 4 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: Treasure Hunters Arrested |
| Idiots. |
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[12:01 PM on Wednesday, May 4 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: How to smuggle a bench out of Brussels |
| Once upon a time a couple of guys leave the Fuse club in Brussels on a night out. Out on the street, they discover an abandoned bench. The story continues here... |
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[22:30 PM on Monday, May 2 of 2005] |
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dwergs says: All the furniture is in the garage |
| LCD Soundsystem's James Murphy looks weird, sounds weird. Cool bloke, nevertheless. |
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[16:36 PM on Monday, May 2 of 2005] |