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dwergs is:

male : left-handed : student : messy : a sucker for orange : no, and not color blind : audiophile : from belgium : dutch-speaking : english-speaking : french-babbling : sometimes just plain incomprehensible : an active Spleaker : a six-letter name : not a robot : a concoction by bert and me

dwergs thinks:

>> Way too much people just visit his blog for the Virtual Bartender 2 Commands.
>> He wants to wear the Oompa Loompa costume (Candy Factory Worker) when nobody is watching.
>> The Willy Wonka costume (Candy Man Costume Large) is for pimps!
>> Oompa Loompa wigs Green Candy Factory Worker Wig will be the next hype after those ugly Ugg boots.
>> "to spleak" should enter the English dictionary
>> All Bad Mother Fuckers should own Bad Motherfucker Wallets.
>> A Grand Don't Come For Free is the first UK garage musical.
>> The Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake will never beat the 1971's original!
>> This DVD will shock you!

dwergs listens to:

(man, this list is so outdated!)
t.i. - why you wanna go and do that
todd terje - eurodans
layo & bushwacka! ft. green velvet - life2live (jesse rose remix)
lindstrom - i feel space
london elektricity - remember the future (high contrast remix)
benjamin theves - texas
mandy vs booka shade - body language
hans-peter lindstrom - i feel space
sharon philips - want 2/need 2
switch - a bit patchy
tomas andersson - washing up (tiga remix)
infekto - tonight
supafly inc - let's get down
les visiteurs - snoop's acid drop
johnny dangerous >> king of clubs
charles webster >> remixed on the 24th of july
mocky >> mickey mouse motherfuckers
radio >> studio brussel
concerts >> 3voor12

dwergs saw:

2006
(man, this list is so outdated!)
Walk The Line >> 8/10
2005
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire >> 7/10
Robots >> 7.5/10
The Perfect Man 5.5/10
Bob the Butler >> 6.5/10
Along Came Polly >> 7/10
Lucía y el sexo >> 8/10
Sideways >> 7.5/10
Otnemem >> 9.5/10
The Man Who Knew Too Much >> 7.5/10
Rear Window >> 8.5/10
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory >> 7/10
Sin City 9/10
Collateral >> 8/10
The Manchurian Candidate >> 7.5/10
The Hudsucker Proxy >> 5.5/10
Requiem for a Dream >> 8.5/10
Zelig >> 9/10
Ray >> 9.5/10
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind >> 8/10
The Aviator >> 8.5/10
Super Size Me >> 7/10
Finding Neverland >> 8.5/10
2004
Amélie Poulain >> 9.5/10
Alexander >> 6/10
The Bloody Olive >> 8.5/10
Lost In Translation >> 7.5/10
The Village >> 7.5/10
Fahrenheit 9/11 >> 9/10
Shrek 2 >> 8/10
The Office 1+2 >> 10/10
Troy >> 8.5/10
Runaway Jury >> 6/10
Steve + Sky >> 6.5/10
Finding Nemo >> 8/10

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dwergs visits:

TheSuperficial.com

Soul Seduction

Boomkat

Where I buy DVDs

Ik zen ne liejew!

The Onion



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dwergs says: Vintage Vandals

Latest craze: Pimp my painting. Proof here and here.

[16:53 PM on Friday, April 29 of 2005]


dwergs says: Papi's Car!

Papa Ratzi used to have a pimpin' ride!

[16:47 PM on Friday, April 29 of 2005]


dwergs says: My record of the moment: Elmore Judd - Angel Sound

"Less like their nearest US counterparts Outkast, Plantlife & Sa-Ra and more in the British style of greats like The Specials (if you were at the Cargo gig you'll have no doubt about this!), Elmore Judd have a unique sound and commentary that could only be British. A diverse combination of influences from hiphop to rock, electro to dub, jazz to soul are included in the gumbo that makes up Angel Sound - put together in a way that is truly like anything else out there...and out there they certainly are!" --press release.

>> Pre-listen here.

[23:06 PM on Wednesday, April 27 of 2005]


dwergs says: Widescreen wallpapers

Here are some nice, pre-cut desktop wallpapers for people with lots of screens.

[14:26 PM on Tuesday, April 26 of 2005]


dwergs says: Nintendo REX

Behold, it's World's Largest Nintendo NES Controller!

[11:09 AM on Tuesday, April 26 of 2005]


dwergs says: F-MALE Bags for men: Willy, Fritz and Horst.

There was a time when the bag was a male domain:
- Tool for hunters who carried home their prey.
- Companion for cosmopolitans who flew the Atlantic when planes still had propellers.
- Accessory to playboys whose pants were too tight even to carry the key to their yacht...

The bag as a historical accessory to the hunter and a sign of male mobility shall be reclaimed from the female domain. F-MALE digs in the heart of the new man in an attempt to find the old fire ­with three free-schwinging men's bags: functional, virile, decidedly independent and back-pocket-friendly. All made from recycled truck and auto parts and with recycled airbags. Tough enough to save lives -from premium cars to superior bags- a contribution to modern mancipation.

freitag f-male bags for men

>> More information over at Freitag.

[0:20 AM on Friday, April 22 of 2005]


dwergs says: Impossible is nothing

Spike Jonze dreams up a gorgeous new spot for Adidas: Adidas - Hello Tomorrow. Music: Composed by Squeak E. Clean and featuring Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

[0:04 AM on Friday, April 22 of 2005]


dwergs says: More Virtual Bartender 2 commands...

Just because I want to be complete, here are more commands you can input @ Virtual Bartender 2, blogged earlier.

- salute
- scare
- henderson
(who the...)
- burzynski (...fuck)
- jedi
- gun
- chicken
(be amazed by her realistic punches)
- baltica (what's with the licking?!?!)
- can
- heineken
(damn, she licked it again!)
- coors (somebody in the background is WATCHING)
- canadian (no wait, somebody in the background is STEALING)
- creemore (now I didn't see anyone sucking on these ones, did I?)
- frank (and the Oscar for Best Overacting goes to... the blonde)
- jug
- rolling
- tetley
(all licking and no play makes me a bored boy)
- barbie
- fire
- blackjack
- maid
- poker
(why does the gay dealer stop after the second round?
- rub (who are they looking at?)
- scale (experience the effect of alcohol ONLINE!)
- strip lisa
- strip trisha
.


Previously posted Virtual Bartender 2 codes:
- banana
- bend over
- strip
- kiss
- can i have your number?
- fight
- booty
- dance
- kiss security guy
- beer
- orgasm

and think (inside joke ;))

Ok, now I need my life back...

[4:03 AM on Monday, April 18 of 2005]


dwergs says: Music Games 2005

- Break Dance Curling (download, also read tips for better Break Dance Curling).

- 20 Meter Moonwalk (download).

- Long Singing (download).

- Guitar Throwing (download).

Coming up: Violin Shooting and Piano Lifting.

[3:17 AM on Monday, April 18 of 2005]


dwergs says: Mess.be not reachable!

The host for mess.be is having network issues and the site is currently unavailable to most of you. Somebody needs to be spanked and it ain't no monkey.

UPDATE: Webtech spanked. Website back!

[21:08 PM on Saturday, April 16 of 2005]


dwergs says: Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Stayin' alive. Stayin' alive.

The power of insane college students.

[16:06 PM on Saturday, April 16 of 2005]


dwergs says: Game, Set, Match

Play Wimbledon!

[2:37 AM on Saturday, April 16 of 2005]


dwergs says: Virtual Bartender 2 pokes fun at Ashlee Simpson

Ask these bartenders to sing, will ya?

Other Virtual Bartender 2 commands (codes):
- banana (= give me head)
- bend over
- strip
- kiss (= make out)
- can i have your number?
- fight
- booty
- dance (= jump)
- kiss security guy
- beer
- orgasm
and think (inside joke ;))

[12:29 PM on Wednesday, April 13 of 2005]


dwergs says: Fetus Blog

britney spears fetus blogA BELOW-THE-BELLY LOOK AT LIFE INSIDE MY MOTHER, BRITNEY SPEARS: THE WORLD'S MOST WHITE TRASH POP STAR MOMMY!!!@!.

[18:22 PM on Monday, April 11 of 2005]


dwergs says: Oooh... naughty naughty!

Television's worst... I mean "best"!

[10:39 AM on Monday, April 11 of 2005]


dwergs says: I'm singing in the... public

I always imagined myself what an artificial world it would be if people would just start dancing and singing in public, like they do in musicals. Prangstgrup confirms my opinions, by inserting "semi-spontaneous" musical performances into real-life situations, like studying in the library. Even funnier is the Reach one during a university lecture! Just pay attention to the audience's disbelief and discomfiture! Fantastic stuff...

As a bonus, I give you the rave of the relax-era: the silent dance party.

[22:55 PM on Tuesday, April 5 of 2005]


dwergs says: I need you to believe

Moral of the new Chemical Brothers video: watching too many women aerobics videos (Eric Prydz, anyone?) causes bad hallucinations.

[13:25 PM on Tuesday, April 5 of 2005]


dwergs says: This is no laughing matter...

First I thought it was an April Fools joke, but after closer investigation I must say transparent computer screens are f*cking awesome!

[2:14 AM on Tuesday, April 5 of 2005]


dwergs says: Do you know these sites?

I'm almost certain you learned about dwergs.com through drive.wild.crash.tall.mysteryrobot.com. Don't believe me? It's Nambered.

[1:48 AM on Tuesday, April 5 of 2005]


dwergs says: It's Senseotional!

Since February, I'm one out of a million Senseo coffee drinkers in Belgium. I'm already a bit bored with the standard flavors, so... time to Mess with Senseo pads! And here's another Senseotional link.

[23:52 PM on Monday, April 4 of 2005]


dwergs says: Criminal Check

Is you or is you ain't a criminal?

[15:01 PM on Monday, April 4 of 2005]


dwergs says: Hologram Stripper

One of my favorite clothing brands, Energie, has a holographic girl trying on their clothes in one of its flagship stores... in public!

[14:49 PM on Monday, April 4 of 2005]


dwergs says: Vote GRAFF 3D or DIE!

Go here and vote for GRAFF 3D. Why? Because it was made by one of Mess.be's (and my personal) favorite emoticon/DP designers, Apothix. Do it now! Thanks :p

[10:14 AM on Monday, April 4 of 2005]


dwergs says: Look mom, I'm drinking without my hands!

Stumbled upon these instructions on how to have a "parental" conversation with your child about his or her alcohol/drug habit. Seriously, if my parents would ever talk to me like suggested, I'd look for their battery compartment and turn them robots off.

[10:26 AM on Friday, April 1 of 2005]