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dwergs is:

male : left-handed : student : messy : a sucker for orange : no, and not color blind : audiophile : from belgium : dutch-speaking : english-speaking : french-babbling : sometimes just plain incomprehensible : an active Spleaker : a six-letter name : not a robot : a concoction by bert and me

dwergs thinks:

>> Way too much people just visit his blog for the Virtual Bartender 2 Commands.
>> He wants to wear the Oompa Loompa costume (Candy Factory Worker) when nobody is watching.
>> The Willy Wonka costume (Candy Man Costume Large) is for pimps!
>> Oompa Loompa wigs Green Candy Factory Worker Wig will be the next hype after those ugly Ugg boots.
>> "to spleak" should enter the English dictionary
>> All Bad Mother Fuckers should own Bad Motherfucker Wallets.
>> A Grand Don't Come For Free is the first UK garage musical.
>> The Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake will never beat the 1971's original!
>> This DVD will shock you!

dwergs listens to:

(man, this list is so outdated!)
t.i. - why you wanna go and do that
todd terje - eurodans
layo & bushwacka! ft. green velvet - life2live (jesse rose remix)
lindstrom - i feel space
london elektricity - remember the future (high contrast remix)
benjamin theves - texas
mandy vs booka shade - body language
hans-peter lindstrom - i feel space
sharon philips - want 2/need 2
switch - a bit patchy
tomas andersson - washing up (tiga remix)
infekto - tonight
supafly inc - let's get down
les visiteurs - snoop's acid drop
johnny dangerous >> king of clubs
charles webster >> remixed on the 24th of july
mocky >> mickey mouse motherfuckers
radio >> studio brussel
concerts >> 3voor12

dwergs saw:

(man, this list is so outdated!)
Walk The Line >> 8/10
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire >> 7/10
Robots >> 7.5/10
The Perfect Man 5.5/10
Bob the Butler >> 6.5/10
Along Came Polly >> 7/10
Lucía y el sexo >> 8/10
Sideways >> 7.5/10
Otnemem >> 9.5/10
The Man Who Knew Too Much >> 7.5/10
Rear Window >> 8.5/10
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory >> 7/10
Sin City 9/10
Collateral >> 8/10
The Manchurian Candidate >> 7.5/10
The Hudsucker Proxy >> 5.5/10
Requiem for a Dream >> 8.5/10
Zelig >> 9/10
Ray >> 9.5/10
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind >> 8/10
The Aviator >> 8.5/10
Super Size Me >> 7/10
Finding Neverland >> 8.5/10
Amélie Poulain >> 9.5/10
Alexander >> 6/10
The Bloody Olive >> 8.5/10
Lost In Translation >> 7.5/10
The Village >> 7.5/10
Fahrenheit 9/11 >> 9/10
Shrek 2 >> 8/10
The Office 1+2 >> 10/10
Troy >> 8.5/10
Runaway Jury >> 6/10
Steve + Sky >> 6.5/10
Finding Nemo >> 8/10

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dwergs says: Quentin Tarantino to direct CSI

Cool! As many of you have probably noticed, QT is one of my favorite directors. And I always enjoy an episode of CSI before going to bed. But I doubt it'd be wise to go to sleep right after seeing something Tarantinesque.

[17:01 PM on Monday, February 28 of 2005]

dwergs says: Weekly Soulful House Sessions

I like my house soulful. You know, the likes of Blaze, Kings of Tomorrow, Julius Papp, DJ Spen, Rasmus Faber and Osunlade. So I was more than happy to bump into Fresh Grooves (Michael Fossati) and Lemike's homepage, both pushing a weekly fix of sexy grooves. Goes straight into my bookmarks!

[10:45 AM on Monday, February 28 of 2005]

dwergs says: Post-It Pixels

Total Number of Post-its: 3800
Total People: 12
Total Time: 1.5 hours
Result: Post-It Mario

[11:39 AM on Thursday, February 24 of 2005]

dwergs says: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Look at this, it's Flash version of the 80s text adventure Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I remember the original game was boxed with a scratch card with six different smells, including vomit.

Infocom were sadists.

[11:26 AM on Thursday, February 24 of 2005]

dwergs says: Human After All

Daft Punk's new Human After All album sounds dull at first, but there are some tunes on there that will rock your summer. Believe.

The Daft Club that was opened with the release of Discovery seems to have been completely abandoned, but we get a Daft Television instead. I've installed it, but now I need to find its remote control... Could it be included with the CD, to be released halfway March?

BTW: Reminds me AN AWFUL LOT of Mess Media.

[11:16 AM on Thursday, February 24 of 2005]

dwergs says: Unböring

That last batch of Ikea commercials is really amazing. Sweden, twelve points!

[16:46 PM on Wednesday, February 23 of 2005]

dwergs says: FUNkeys are fun indeed!

funkeys, enlarged computer key stoolsFUNkeys are enlarged computer key stools manufactured by UK & Japan-based designers Garnett and Koyama. Each £175 US key (about 330 USD) is individually produced to the customer's specific choice of color and command.

Think about the ambiguity of placing your "derrière" on the End key, or what about the cheerfulness of having your dominant wife seated on the Control key... and your retard mother-in-law on Home!

[15:01 PM on Tuesday, February 22 of 2005]

dwergs says: A television channel site like it should be!

All television channels should have a web presence like the Dutch, rebellious BNN. That's gigabytes of bandwidth... and to think this station doesn't even have that lot of money!

While you're at that page, check out episode 6 of Mystery Party for a Kill Bill-inspired party! And if you really understand the language, try some episodes of Neuken Doe Je Zo for a sucksexful approach to sexual education.

[15:20 PM on Monday, February 21 of 2005]

dwergs says: Probably the longest painting I've even seen

This is the kind of paintings you see when you go eat in a Chinese restaurant, only this one is a John Holmes motherfucker!

[18:13 PM on Sunday, February 20 of 2005]

dwergs says: Who links to me?

Linking to wholinkstome.com shows who's linking to you! It couldn't possibly be any easier.

[19:02 PM on Friday, February 18 of 2005]

dwergs says: Mu - Paris Hilton

Lucky for us, the people behind Mu are very insane.

[14:34 PM on Friday, February 18 of 2005]

dwergs says: Fonts got soul!

Useful: music bands font types!

[18:04 PM on Thursday, February 17 of 2005]

dwergs says: Spoil yourself, buy a Disney attraction

I used to put these on my Christmas Wishlist when I was five or six years old. I really did.

[12:25 PM on Thursday, February 17 of 2005]

dwergs says: No 2005 Calendar yet? Man, it's February!

These have probably already sold out, so call yourself lucky you can still download them from the web:

(NOTE: Lots of female skin exposed!)

Valeria Marini 2005.
Victoria Silverstedt 2005.
Carmen Elektra 2005.
Alessia Merz 2005.
Pirelli 2005.
Ludmilla Rachenko 2005.
Playbot 2005.
TTR2 Babes 2005.
Ayda Yespica 2005.
Pamela Anderson 2005.

Sorry female readers, but I was just not willing to search calendars that could be of interest to you.

[18:43 PM on Friday, February 11 of 2005]

dwergs says: Anyone got a pic of dwergs?

Courtesy of Sean ;)

[18:25 PM on Friday, February 11 of 2005]

dwergs says: My first Nintendo encounter

This is one of the very first Nintendo games I ever played. And no it's not a videogame!

[12:34 PM on Friday, February 11 of 2005]

dwergs says: Detours Breakdance

I received a DVD in the mail today, which coïncidentally appears to feature Elsewhere, one of the breakdancers in the previously posted Singing in the Rain parody I liked so much. These guys are mad I tell you! The DVD has been playing non-stop in the background for hours now...

[15:32 PM on Thursday, February 10 of 2005]

dwergs says: The $100 laptop!

I'll take two, thank you.

[7:23 AM on Thursday, February 10 of 2005]

dwergs says: Live Arcade

Arcade is the brand new light installation of Project Blinkenlights. Following up on the original Blinkenlights installation in Berlin, Arcade marks a new step in interactive light installations in public space.

In the context of the Nuit Blanche art festival in Paris, the team transforms the Tower T2 of the Bibliothèque nationale de France into a huge computer screen. With a matrix of 20 x 26 windows (resulting in 520 directly addressable pixels) and a size of 3370m2, the Arcade installation is positioned to be world's biggest computer screen ever.

>> Pixels taking over a building.

[16:46 PM on Tuesday, February 8 of 2005]

dwergs says: Play every old school Sega and Nintendo game for free!

Once upon a time me and my brother spent around $60 US per game for our Nintendo 8-bit console. Today almost our entire collection can be played from the web =\

- Airwolf
- Bionic Commando
- MEga Man
- Donkey Kong 3
- Double Dragon II
- The Goonies II (just as great as the movie)
- Legend of Zelda (classic!)
- Mike Tyson's Punch Out (best 8-bit sports game *ever*)
- Metal Gear (both nelly's "hot in herre" as unkle's "rabbit in your headlights" reminded me of one of this game's songs)
- Super Mario Bros
- Super Mario Bros 2
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (this game had a serious bug which never let me finish it)
- Top Gun (my brother's fave, but I always had to do the landing part)
- Wizards & Warriors (*loved* this game and its music)
- Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link (got stuck in the very last castle)

Also fun is finally playing those games I always wanted but never bought (in some cases maybe for the best):

- Contra
- ExciteBike
- California Games
- Faxanadu
- Ghosts 'n Goblins
- Gun Smoke
- Kid Icarus
- King's Quest V
- Pro Wrestling
- Rygar
- Skate or Die!!

[13:19 PM on Tuesday, February 8 of 2005]

dwergs says: Plant life

You can transform a website into a plant. No really, it's possible here. Check out dwergs.com's plant!

And now I'm just waiting for a site-2-supermodel convertor...

[21:22 PM on Thursday, February 3 of 2005]

dwergs says: Jin... again

I'm not surprised anymore, almost weekly I run into stuff about Asian rapper Jin. This week he recorded a response to The Tsunami Song by Hot 97's Miss Jones, a parody song poking fun at the Tsunami disaster which uses words as "chink" and "Chinamen".

[18:33 PM on Tuesday, February 1 of 2005]

dwergs says: Breakdancing Gene Kelly

One of the most famous movie songs, "Singing in the Rain" performed by Gene Kelly, gets a hip hop breakbeat makeover. Class!

(Via: Slettenbak)

[3:11 AM on Tuesday, February 1 of 2005]