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dwergs is:

male : left-handed : student : messy : a sucker for orange : no, and not color blind : audiophile : from belgium : dutch-speaking : english-speaking : french-babbling : sometimes just plain incomprehensible : an active Spleaker : a six-letter name : not a robot : a concoction by bert and me

dwergs thinks:

>> Way too much people just visit his blog for the Virtual Bartender 2 Commands.
>> He wants to wear the Oompa Loompa costume (Candy Factory Worker) when nobody is watching.
>> The Willy Wonka costume (Candy Man Costume Large) is for pimps!
>> Oompa Loompa wigs Green Candy Factory Worker Wig will be the next hype after those ugly Ugg boots.
>> "to spleak" should enter the English dictionary
>> All Bad Mother Fuckers should own Bad Motherfucker Wallets.
>> A Grand Don't Come For Free is the first UK garage musical.
>> The Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake will never beat the 1971's original!
>> This DVD will shock you!

dwergs listens to:

(man, this list is so outdated!)
t.i. - why you wanna go and do that
todd terje - eurodans
layo & bushwacka! ft. green velvet - life2live (jesse rose remix)
lindstrom - i feel space
london elektricity - remember the future (high contrast remix)
benjamin theves - texas
mandy vs booka shade - body language
hans-peter lindstrom - i feel space
sharon philips - want 2/need 2
switch - a bit patchy
tomas andersson - washing up (tiga remix)
infekto - tonight
supafly inc - let's get down
les visiteurs - snoop's acid drop
johnny dangerous >> king of clubs
charles webster >> remixed on the 24th of july
mocky >> mickey mouse motherfuckers
radio >> studio brussel
concerts >> 3voor12

dwergs saw:

(man, this list is so outdated!)
Walk The Line >> 8/10
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire >> 7/10
Robots >> 7.5/10
The Perfect Man 5.5/10
Bob the Butler >> 6.5/10
Along Came Polly >> 7/10
Lucía y el sexo >> 8/10
Sideways >> 7.5/10
Otnemem >> 9.5/10
The Man Who Knew Too Much >> 7.5/10
Rear Window >> 8.5/10
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory >> 7/10
Sin City 9/10
Collateral >> 8/10
The Manchurian Candidate >> 7.5/10
The Hudsucker Proxy >> 5.5/10
Requiem for a Dream >> 8.5/10
Zelig >> 9/10
Ray >> 9.5/10
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind >> 8/10
The Aviator >> 8.5/10
Super Size Me >> 7/10
Finding Neverland >> 8.5/10
Amélie Poulain >> 9.5/10
Alexander >> 6/10
The Bloody Olive >> 8.5/10
Lost In Translation >> 7.5/10
The Village >> 7.5/10
Fahrenheit 9/11 >> 9/10
Shrek 2 >> 8/10
The Office 1+2 >> 10/10
Troy >> 8.5/10
Runaway Jury >> 6/10
Steve + Sky >> 6.5/10
Finding Nemo >> 8/10

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dwergs says: I'll have some Kitty Litter with that, please...

WTF?! While "window shopping" for a pair of new Puma shoes, I was surprised to see Kitty Litter listed along with their Classics range. The item is not listed there anymore... but reappears at other pages pretty randomly. First I thought someone had found an exploit in the online store, like with Target.com recently. But apparently you can download desktop wallpapers when you click the odd products, so they're an easter egg kinda thing...

UPDATE: Here's a list of odd items I found and where they link to:

- Kitty Litter.
- Engine Repair.
- Save the Forrest
- Hot Stuff.
- Take A Ride.
- Laundry.

UPDATE #2: Kenny just sent me a link to a proper screenshot of some of the hidden items, so you can see for yourself if you were unable to locate them.

[15:47 PM on Tuesday, November 30 of 2004]

dwergs says: We Suck!

Probably the best school prank I've seen. Ever.

[14:40 PM on Tuesday, November 30 of 2004]

dwergs says: It's not me, it's the E talking

Not so many ramblings from me lately, not even on Mess, because I'm hardly able to be online at the moment. But while I was painting my bedroom today I heard on the radio that Soulwax had new video. Whatever is touched by the Dewaele brothers turns to gold, so the E-Talking video is exactly what I expected: WICKED. Because of the drug content I should probably mention it's -just like the Blinded By Lights video earlier- not suited for my younger readers... but I just had to share it with you!

[1:24 AM on Saturday, November 27 of 2004]

dwergs says: Stacy's mom has got it going on...

For those who can actually still stand listening to the chart-topping Call on Me tune, here's a remix of Fountains of Wayne's Stacy's Mom by the same guy that did the so-called "club track of the year". Yes that's right, it wasn't made by Eric Prickz... eh, Prydz, but by a bedroom DJ called BigBadBaz (aka Retarded Funk). Just thought I'd share this exclusive, unreleased remix with the dance fans out there... Oh, and here's the video of the original song.

[17:29 PM on Monday, November 22 of 2004]

dwergs says: Snapshot

Once in a while I take the opportunity to blog about stuff my friends and acquaintances have been up to. Snapshot, dating from 2002 but I only just found an online version of the movie, is such a project I would like to pay attention to.

Based on an Anthony Horowitz story, it's a short movie about this kid who tries to escape reality through photographs... but ends up in a real life nightmare. Snapshot received the Joseph Plateau Award for Best Belgian Short Film and shortly after graduating from RITS, director and producer Jakob Verbruggen is already directing commercials for big name companies, like Dexia and Shoes in the Box. Jakob's a very talented moviemaker which we'll hear a lot more about in Belgium, hopefully even across our borders. And we share the same taste for music so I see him directing kickass music videos some day.

Same goes for first assistant director (and cameo actor) on the same movie, Bert Ceulemans. This good mate of mine has just returned from Zimbabwe -of all places- for a filming job and has some brilliant ideas ready in the drawer for future productions. His short movie Soapboxrace won the 1st Prize Live-Action Television Production at Chicago's International Film Festival. I'm actually surprised he isn't listed in IMDB, but I'm sure he soon will. I wish him all the luck, but I do hope he keeps off the cocaine once he gets Hollywood fame ;)

Finally, shout out to buddies Kevin and Frederic, doing an outstanding job at playing basketball in the movie for three nanoseconds. I expect you guys to thank me when you get one of those Oscar thingees for Best Figurant ;)

Enough with the talking, now watch Snapshot. It's Dutch (the secret language we speak in Belgium) and there aren't any subtitles, but even if you don't understand a tidbit it's visually impressive enough at some points!

[20:10 PM on Sunday, November 21 of 2004]

dwergs says: Four more years

Give Bush the brains he needs.

[18:06 PM on Sunday, November 21 of 2004]

dwergs says: Game & Watch

The Game & Watch toys were my first introduction to the world of Nintendo and I've been a fan ever since. Check out an online version of Donkey Kong Jr. I'm hoping to find some more online emulations!

[17:32 PM on Sunday, November 21 of 2004]

dwergs says: Virtual Bartender

I bet you a virtual beer you can't make her undress herself!

And I bet you another virtual beer you don't even WANT to make her undress herself!!!

[2:05 AM on Friday, November 19 of 2004]

dwergs says: We came a long way, baby!

A nostalgic look at what used to happen when you tried typing swear words into text adventures.

[1:57 AM on Friday, November 19 of 2004]

dwergs says: Come out and play, you next door J.Lo's and Beyonces!

Ghetto booty is totally "HIP"!

[17:39 PM on Thursday, November 18 of 2004]

dwergs says: The Grey Video

1968 - The Beatles release "The White Album"
2004 - Jay-Z releases "The Black Album"
2004 - DJ Danger Mouse mixes both "The Grey Album".
2004 - They're all featured in "The Grey Video."

[20:44 PM on Wednesday, November 17 of 2004]

dwergs says: Orange Laborers Put the "Imp" In "Impropriety"

Some quotes from Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory proving the movie should've been R-rated:

Mr. Turkentine: "Come and give me a hand."

Willy Wonka: "I'm so glad you could come."

Willy Wonka: "What an adorable little boy you have."

Mrs. Teevee: "Somebody's touching me."

Wonka: "Suck 'em and you can spit in seven different colors."

Mr. Salt: "Hang on, darling! Just close your eyes and hang on tight!"

Mr. Salt: "Shouldn't you be wearing rubber gloves?"

Wonka: "You can suck 'em and suck 'em and suck 'em, and they'll never get any smaller."

Violet Beauregarde: "It's hot and creamy. I can actually feel it running down my throat!"

Veruca Salt: "Give it to me."

Mr. Salt: "Hold on! Veruca, sweetheart, Daddy's coming!"

Mike: "It's getting in my eye!"

Charlie: "Let's do it again, Mr. Wonka."

Wonka: "Well, fortunately small boys are extremely springy and elastic."

[18:11 PM on Wednesday, November 17 of 2004]

dwergs says: Two nations under one Bush

Almost half of America is so sorry!

[2:33 AM on Wednesday, November 17 of 2004]

dwergs says: Who's the pimpest?

charlie and the chocolate factory - willy wonkaYes! Finally and thanks to CollegeHumor a first look at some of the characters from the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake. I hope to see an Oompa Loompa 2005 version soon!

More Willy "Pimpy" Wonka MSN Display Pictures over @ Mess.be.

[19:46 PM on Tuesday, November 16 of 2004]

dwergs says: Vrrrrrrrrrrroom

What's the main reason for motorbike accidents in Jamaica?

[2:41 AM on Wednesday, November 10 of 2004]

dwergs says: W, The Lost Years

George W. he’s our man
He’s gonna stick it to Is-Lam
He’s gonna start a nue-klee-are war
And he’s gonna stick it to the poor
Hi – Hi - Ho, Go - G-Dawg - Go
He’s not a monkey, no no no
Go - W. - Go!

[2:36 AM on Wednesday, November 10 of 2004]

dwergs says: Tara Reid Boob Flash

Ehm, Tara... You're naked.

When you look at the pictures Tara Reid seems very proud of her boob job. But when you actually watch the video clip of the boob flash, you'll notice that nobody gets the humor of it. And is she really asking the photographers not to publish at the end?

[16:23 PM on Monday, November 8 of 2004]

dwergs says: Monster Truckers

Luke from Lazy Afternoon is a nice guy. When I ordered two of his limited edition tees, he added a third one for free to give away on Mess.be. Now he's launched a new webshop where you can buy hand-painted, very limited trucker hats called Monster Truckers. I personally dig the Skull Monster Trucker the most. Luke ships worldwide via airmail from Australia for a low flat fee. So, order as much as you like and only pay $9 total shipping!

[16:02 PM on Monday, November 8 of 2004]